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01

Sep

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.

(Source: loveonstereo)

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

Always&&forever.

boyirl:

exitstential

We do not existence in any other instance, here in this dimension you&&I are meant to be.

cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

(Source: cumtomelove)

31

Aug

(Source: spankaway)

30

Aug

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

I look fabulous in convertibles.

I look fabulous in convertibles.